Threats by Disability Insurance Company

I've got a potential client who may have a claim against one of the major long term disability insurance companies for lifetime benefits. (Yes, these policies exist--written long ago...collected premiums all these years...they just hate it when a claim is made)

Anyway, the claims rep tells him "you know, if you make this claim we are going to bug you and pester you for the rest of your life. We'll not only require every form known to man but you'll never know when the truck down the street is hiding our video surveillance."

The potential client, to his great credit, didn't take the bait and argue with the guy.

He just said: that's exactly what Ben Glass told me you would say!"